Buzz. Buzz. Buzz.
Then Jessica’s phone. Then the iPad on the counter. Then the smart home system.
“What is going on?” Diane demanded.
Brendan grabbed his phone. “Probably the guys blowing up the group chat.” He unlocked the screen.
I watched the color drain from his face. I watched his eyes widen, then squint, then widen again in sheer, unadulterated panic.
“It’s… it’s my email,” Brendan stammered. “I’m locked out. Account Disabled.”
“Mine too,” Jessica whispered, tapping furiously. “Credentials Invalid. What the hell?”
“And… I just got a notification from the bank,” Brendan’s voice trembled. “My corporate Amex just got declined. The lease payment bounced.”
He looked at me. “You… did you report me to the IRS?”
“I called Arthur,” I said.
Brendan froze. “Arthur Penhaligon? The EVP of Legal? He operates out of Chicago. You’ve never even been to Chicago.”
“I have a lovely office there,” I smiled. “Top floor. Check your personal email, Brendan.”
He swiped to his Gmail. He read in silence.
“Terminated for cause,” he whispered. “Violation of company ethics. Gross misconduct. Misuse of company funds.” He looked up, tears forming. “No severance?”
“Keep reading.”