“Your father wants to talk to you.”
“I’m sure he does,” I said. “Have him call my lawyer.”
I hung up.
The title company called at 9:32 AM to confirm that all parties had been formally notified of the transfer. The sale price was
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186,000.
I had already deposited the check. It was sitting in a high-yield savings account, earning 4.5% interest.
Jennifer called next.
“You’re really going to make Mom and Dad homeless?” she hissed. “How do you sleep at night?”
“They have sixty-three days to find new housing,” I replied. “That is significantly more notice than Mom gave Emma before humiliating her at dinner.”
“It was a joke about cake, Sarah! Get over yourself.”
“No,” I said. “It wasn’t cake. It was fifteen years of jokes. Fifteen years of being treated as ‘less than.’ Fifteen years of watching my daughter be treated like a second-class citizen because her mother doesn’t meet the family aesthetic. It ends now.”
“You’re being vindictive.”
“I’m being fair. They own a third of the proceeds. They can buy a condo. Or maybe you and Michael can take them in? Since you’re the premium children.”
Jennifer sputtered. “I can’t take them in! I have the twins! And Michael has his loft!”
“Sounds like a scheduling conflict,” I said. “Good luck with that.”
Michael’s text came through at 10:15 AM.
Dad’s having chest pains. Mom says you’re giving him a heart attack. If anything happens to him, it’s on you.
I forwarded the message to Patricia with a note: Document this attempted emotional manipulation.
Patricia called me at 11:00 AM. She sounded tired but amused. “Your father’s attorney reached out. They want to negotiate.”
“Negotiate what?” I asked. “The sale is closed.”
“They want you to use your portion of the proceeds to help them buy a new house. They want you to co-sign on a new mortgage.”
I laughed. A loud, genuine laugh that startled a pedestrian as I waited at a stoplight. “No.”